I guess this mouse is really hungry and really brave.

Incredibly, the leopard actually nudges the mouse to try to move him away from his food.

This mouse ain’t going anywhere. He’s going to finish his meal and the leopard is going to have to wait.

Now that’s cool. It just goes to prove that nobody can push you around without your permission.

Either that… or the leopard is wondering why his food is eating his food – LOL

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What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’? Read on and you’ll discover. Straight from the wonderful mind of very creative and thoughtful children!

JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister… After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

MELANIE (age 5)
asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

STEVEN (age 3)
hugged and kissed his Mom good night. ‘I love you so much that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.’

BRITTANY (age 4)
had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

SUSAN (age 4)
was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. ‘Please don’t give me this juice again,’ she said, ‘It makes my teeth cough..’

DJ (age 4)
stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: ‘How much do I cost?’

CLINTON(age 5)
was in his bedroom looking worried when his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ‘I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?’

MARC (age 4)
was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ‘Why is he whispering in her mouth?’

TAMMY(age 4)
was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4)
was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked: ‘What happened to the flea?’

The homily I think this Mom will never forget…

This particular Sunday homily…..’Dear Lord,’ the priest began, with arms extended toward heaven and a humbled look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust……..’ He would have continued but at that moment a very obedient little girl who was listening leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

This can’t be good – no… this just can’t be good.

Online friends are so great. But maybe sometimes we need to turn the laptop off, pick up a phone (text only of course) and arrange to meet for some coffee?

Well… not today, I have to get 7 articles written and 3 sites updated and expand my Google+ circle of “special friends that would possibly attend my funeral if I should die before getting circled by 1000 people” – Yes, that is actually one of my circles.

Are you in it? Circle me now!

Human machine interface (HMI) simply refers to the devices that interact between us and our computers, such as keyboards or our mouse. But the whole HMI industry is changing rapidly and becoming the stuff of science fiction. In fact, some of this stuff couldn’t even have been dreamed of by the likes of Ray Bradbury.

The latest gesture based HMI that uses 3D sensor technology is available now and can interpret hand movements as a way to communicate with a computer. In other words, you move your hand and the computer knows what you mean. Imagine the possibilities this technology will produce.

I can see applications that will revolutionize the gaming industry, make the work place safer, and help disabled people to effectively use their computers. I can see entire surgeries being conducted with 3D sensor technology and gesture based HMI. There will be no need for a mouse and very little need for a keyboard.

In fact, if voice recognition software replaces the need for the keyboard and gesture based HMI replaces the mouse, the whole computer industry has just taken a giant leap forward.

The interesting thing about this HMI technology (and technology in general) is the relative low cost of the equipment and software. Right now, you can get real gesture based HMI that uses 3D sensor technology for under $300. Yes, under $300. OK, I don’t want to sound like an infomercial, but geeze. That’s pretty cheap for this type of technology.

I have met the scientist, researcher, and professor that pioneered this HMI 3D sensor technology and he works right here at Texas A&M University. He’s written dozens of scientific papers on the subject, researched and developed the technology, and now has a product line that he is offering to the public. And the products are ready right out of the box. Just install the included software and hook up the 3D sensor.

It’s so incredible, I’ve asked him to send me a few videos to demonstrate. Here’s one of them.

It really is incredible. Professor Dugan Um really deserves credit for not only helping to develop this technology, but for bringing to the main stream at an affordable cost. At this cost, I can afford to get one just to prove that I’m the King Geek on my block (except for that 13 year old kid… oh my son).

I really think the Wii is going to be so old fashioned very soon. Why would we want to hold on to a controller when we can do the same thing by simply moving our hands? And the IPad? It’s going to go through some changes too. It’s already been published that the IPad is rapidly trying to integrate this technology into its products. And then, of course all the Android products will follow (or perhaps lead). Phones, televisions (no more remotes to loose – Thank God!), pads, computers, and readers are all going to go through some radical changes over the next few years.

Check out www.dinast.com and see for yourself. This new HMI 3D gesture based technology is really cool.

This is why pets need to be secured too when driving. Statistically speaking, more hamsters are killed in highway accidents than on plastic wheels every year. And don’t even get me started on these darn people who insist on letting their cats ride on the back of their motorcycle without any helmet on. Trust me, one lick of the paw and that helmet hair can be brought back to normal. So I don’t want to hear it.

Now, you take a look at this poor dog and tell me that you don’t think we should have a pet seat belt czar in Washington DC. Come on Obama… let’s take action now before more pet loved ones are harmed in vehicular accidents.

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied: “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does”.

I couldn’t find the book. Maybe I should have gone to Barns & Noble?

When I lived in a semi rural area. I enjoyed the quaint folks I called neighbors.

Once we had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office To request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason:

‘Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don’t think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.’

Gotta love those country folk.